My Country Music ½ Marathon Results

Country Music ½ Marathon

Nashville, TN

April 28, 2007 7:00 AM

Bib #: 29231

ChipTime: 03:49:29

Pace: 17:31/mile

3 Blondes

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.



The first blonde said, "Easter is the holiday where they have a big feast, give thanks and eat turkey."



St. Peter rolled his eyes, said, "Blondes," and banished her to Hell.



The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and exchange gifts."



St. Peter said, "Wrong," and he banished her to Hell.



St. Peter looked at the third blonde and said, "OK ... tell me."



She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder."



St. Peter was impressed. "Verrrrry good," he said.



The blonde continued, "Now every year, the Jews roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."



St. Peter fainted.

A joke walks in to a bar...

Here are a few joke to brighten your Tuesday from A Prairie Home Companion's Pretty Good Jokes

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What did Big Ben say to the leaning tower of Pisa?

I've got the time, if you've got the inclination.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

Shirley Temple walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, theres a drink named after you!" And she says, "Oh, thats nice."

A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"

John Creech Rd & Eagle Fork Ln, Moscow Mills, MO 63362 - Google Maps

John Creech Rd & Eagle Fork Ln, Moscow Mills, MO 63362 - Google Maps

My Spirit of St. Louis Half Marathon Results

Spirit of St. Louis Half Marathon

Saint Louis, MO

April 15, 2007 7:00 AM

Bib #: 10816

Chip Time: 03:47:47

Pace: 17:23/mile

from: New York to: London - Google Maps

Passed on to me by Jeannie...

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Very interesting...

I guarantee you will show this to someone else,

it's too off-the-wall not to.

1. go to www.google.com
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. scroll down to step #23

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A joke that I stumbled across today...

What's the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

• At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
• At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
• At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
• At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
• At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
• At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
• At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
• At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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Interesting concept.

Tchotchkes at work

Take Me Out To The Ballgame 3

Opening Series, Game 3.